welcome, little kitties.

lepetitmortiarty:

hunterus-herocus:

dynamics-of-an-asteroid:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

new sex position called the “%” where you sit in different rooms separated by a wall. never touching

sTOP

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

tr3ndyc00l:

apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed

because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream

renkos:

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

leonardsmccoy:

she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor